Jokes in english

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Shpresa said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Linda giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

Manushaqja quietly sipped her whiskey until Linda finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Manushaqja frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Shpresa.

"Because, he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box."

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Kjo me manushaqen ishte e forte hahaha

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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hahahahahahaahahaahhahahahahahahaha uiiiiii sa kam qesh

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ah ...me ne fund bling.....gjeta dicka qe mund te te kenaq...sepse ti je nje kundershtare e forte e asaj qe shkruaj une...megjithate te rrespektoj....je shume e mire....do te shkruaj barcaleta dhe me te forta.....te premtoj !

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Po emrin e Manushaqes, pse s'e gjete ne anglisht?

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Magic Soul.. me mire tja kishte vene Zenepe, haha

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ahahahaahahahahahahahahahah...tamam.....po mire mendoje si Zenepe. lol

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